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Homer: What's The Matter, Moe? Moe: Oh, Business Is Slow.
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Homer: What's the matter, Moe?
Moe: Oh, business is slow. People today are healthier and drinking
less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next
door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.
-- "Flaming Moe's"
Related:
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
Moe: Whatsamatta, Homer? It's the hottest ladies night in months and you're not even checking out the action.
Homer: Oh Moe, my wife gave me the ol' heave-ho because of some lousy picture....
Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping people.
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings] [shudders] You handle it....
Homer: Sometimes, you gotta go where everybody knows your name.
[walks into Moe's] Hey guys! [No one answe...
Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing, pug-nosed.
.. Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy....
The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
[everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
If there was any justice, <my> face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.
-- Homer gripes about Moe's phenomenal success, "Flaming Moe'...