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• Marge: Who wants to say Grace? Lisa: Why don't we let our guest do it?
  Milhouse: Bless us O Lord... Bart: [whaps Milhouse] Milhouse...
• Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
  Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you....
• Lisa: [tired] Here you go, Bart. It's a longshot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew.
  Bart: [stares at her] Lisa: Bart! I am <not> going to learn ancient Hebrew!...
• Homer: Pssst. Marge, come take a look at this. [Bart has fallen asleep at his desk] Marge
  Oh... the little tiger tries so hard. Why does he keep failing?...
• Bart: Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?
  Krusty: All the time. Except when I'm at the track....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Bart: Can you give us the rabbi's address? Rev.L: Oh, sure thing.
  Let me just check my non-Christian rolodex... -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
  How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...
• Marge: Homey, I like your in-your-face humanity. I like the way Lisa speaks her mind.
  I like Bart's-- [Bart smiles, but it fades] I like _Bart_....