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Lisa: Bart, We've Been Going About This All Wrong. What's The One Thing Rabbis Prize Above Everything Else?
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Lisa: Bart, we've been going about this all wrong. What's the one thing
rabbis prize above everything else?
Bart: Those stupid hats?
-- "Like Father, Like Clown"
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