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• Moe: Come on, Jer, open up, be a pal. Remember when I pulled you and your wife out of that burning car?
  Jerry: Well, okay, okay. But now we're even....
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
• Homer: [kindly] And what does my little girl want? Lisa
  An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life....
• Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha! Homer: [gags] Krusty
  What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance!...
• Bart: What am I supposed to do here? Homer: Nothing.
  Just sit. I'll be back. [walks away, revealing a giant "Laramie Slims" billboard, featuring a girl in lingerie having a pillow fight with another girl in a skimpy shirt and panties] [time passess....
• Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
  Lisa: Hi! How are you?? Wiggum: Um, I'm fine....
• Lisa: [bitterly] <I> could've been the flower girl.
  And I wouldn't keep falling down, either. Ba...
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Marge: Why don't we do something to take our minds off the storm?
  [looks through a box] Oooh, a Rubik's Cube!...