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• Oh my! What is that smell! [sees Homer] Oh, it's you. -- Pet shop owner, "Lisa's Pony
• Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
  There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
• A girlfriend a day soon costs $1,000 a month alimony.
• Homer: Now lady, I'm buying a pony for my little girl, and I don't care what it costs.
  Lady: Very good. That stunning creature over there is half a million dollars....
• Homer: [sees sign: Open 10 - 7, checks his watch. It's 6
  55] Whew! Just in the nick of [spots Moe's Tavern next door] Mmmmmm....
• Jerry: What instrument does she play? Homer: ... [whining] I don't know.
  .. -- Buying a replacement reed for Lisa, "Lisa's Pony...
• Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
  [reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?...
• Homer: [kindly] And what does my little girl want? Lisa
  An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life....
• Marge: You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.
  Homer: Mm. Marge: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?...