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• Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
  Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
• Homer: Oh, baby. Marge: This was a _wonderful_ idea, Homey.
  [kisses him] Hey, there's a turkey behind the bed!...
• Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
• Homer: Ooh, "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions"! I'm great at these.
  Ask me if something smells funny in here, Boy....
• Man: We need a pilot, pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?
  [pilots all go, "Oh, I'll go!", "Me", "I'm your man", etc....
• Scientist: We need a fresh angle to keep the public interested.
  Assistant: The public see our astronauts as clean-cut, athletic go- getters....
• Announcer: And now we return to "Fox Night at the Movie
  Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber", starring Dennis Franz....
• Homer: Stop! Those candidates are phonies! [crowd murmurs] You heard me!
  They're alien replicons from beyond the moon!...
• Homer: Well, I guess I should pay my share. Ned: [laughs] Relax, Homer.
  I keep telling you, you're my guest. Homer: Ooh, you brought me a nacho hat!...