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Welcome To The Chocolate Factory. I'm Troy McClure!
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Welcome to the Chocolate Factory. I'm Troy McClure! You probably
remember me from such films as `The Revenge of Abe Lincoln', and `The
Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West'.
-- "Bart the Murderer"
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downcast] What a terrible waste. [perks up] Hi! I'm Troy McClure.
You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot....
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Lisa: I'm going to eat eight pieces of chocolate!
Wendell?: I'm going to each chocolate 'til I barf!...