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Mr. Simpson, We'll Send A Wood-paneled Station Wagon Over For You Immediately.
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Mr. Simpson, we'll send a wood-paneled station wagon over for you
immediately.
-- Dave from the National Fatherhood Institute,
"Saturdays of Thunder"
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