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• Homer: Bart, I'm gonna help you build that racer. Ba
  Thanks, but I'm almost done. Why don't you go back on the couch and watch TV....
• Martin: Bart, if she breaks up on you, steer away from the grandstands or else you might kill hundreds of innocent spectators.
  [notices Bart isn't paying attention] Bart, what did I just tell you?...
• Oh, I don't know if I should do that. My dad and I build our car together, and if I drove somebody else's it'd kill him!
  On the other hand... I'll do it! -- Bart's dilemma, "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Bart: Dad, I love you, but, you taught me to win. Home
  When did I ever teach you that? Bart: Well, I picked it up somewhere. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Bart: Dad, aren't you coming? Homer: No! Marge: Now, don't pout.
  Homer: I'm not pouting. <You> are! -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Barney: My friend [Moe] and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
  Patty: [maces him] Barney: Waugh! [belch] Ooh, wow!...
• Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
  Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
• Hey man, cool crash! Way to cheat death.
  -- Bart visits Martin in the hospital, "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Bart: I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you, Krusty, but you know, my mom says God never closes a door without opening a window.
  Krusty: No offense, kid, but your mom's a dingbat!...