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  Homer: Why? What's wrong? Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just scheduled a tetanus booster....
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• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
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• Marge: You know, <we'll> be old someday. Homer: Gasp!
  My God, you're right, Marge! You kids wouldn't put me in a home like I did to my dad, would you?...