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• The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
  [everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
• I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.
  In my haste, I had grabbed a bottle of the kid's cough syrup....
• When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
  Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
• Hey, this drink is delicious. And my phlegm feels looser!
  -- Snake oil not included, "Flaming Moe'...
• I don't know the scientific explanation, but FIRE MADE IT GOOD.
  -- Homer creates a new drink, "Flaming Moe'...
• Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
  Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Another gin and tonic, please.
• Moe: Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days, tsk.
  Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more....