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• Ms.K: [heavy make-up, in a tube top] Hiya, scrumptious.
  Do you want to ignite my drink? Homer: You're my kid's teacher!...
• Marge answers the door] Moe: Oh, h -- hi, Marge. I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory.
  Here, I, uh...brung you some posies. Marge...
• He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $
  6.95 for it. -- Moe Syzlak Flaming Moe'...
• Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
  O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check....
• Barlow: [on the radio] My friends, Bob is a political prisoner.
  I want every loyal listener to do everything they can to get him out of jail....
• Martin: So the next time you use a gas chromatograph, remember to thank Mr.
  A. J. P. Martin. Ms. K: [applauding] Oh, brilliant, Martin, brilliant!...
• Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
  -- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
• It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them....
• IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!...