Homer: Good evening, Madam. You have been selected by the good people
of Slash-Co to reap the benefits of their new Nev-R-Dull knife
edge. Here, shake hands with the Slash-Co! [hands her the knife
Woman: [grabs the wrong end] Aaaaaagh!
Homer: [to himself] Handle first, handle first...
-- Homer's job experience, "I Married Marge"
Unfortunately, most programmers like to play with new toys. I have many
friends who, immediately upon buying a snakebite kit, would be tempted to
throw the first person they see to the ground, tie the tourniquet on him,
slash him with the knife, and apply suction to the wound....
