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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: A long-lost half-brother. How Dickensian! Ba
  So, any idea where this bastard lives? Homer: Bart!...
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• Marge: Homer, I think the baby is coming. Homer: Wow.
  A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?...
• Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
  Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....
• Marge: Here we sit, enjoying the shade. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!
  Marge: Drink the drink that I have made. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!...
• Milhouse: Hey Bart, look. Krusty trading cards. The long-awaited "Eight Series".
  Bart: [reading the cards] "Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland....
• Sir, this man not only failed the aptitude test, he got trapped in a closet on his way out.
  -- Smithers voices his objections to the hiring of Homer Simpson, "I Married Marge...
• Marge: [goes into labor] Oh! Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside.
  I'll deliver this baby. Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let me handle it, Homer?...