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• Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
  [a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• Grimes: Can you believe that guy? He's in his office making a pathetic attempt to look professional.
  Carl: Hey, what do you got against Homer, anyway?...
• Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
  But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden all by myself....
• Lenny: Homer, last year, we were 2 and 28. Homer: Look, I know it wasn't our best season.
  .. Lenny: Actually, it was. -- Room for improvement, "Homer at the Ba...
• Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselve
  who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?...
• Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.