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• Foreman: [in Japanese] Hello? Homer: Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America.
  Who may I say is speaking to me? Forema...
• Burns: Yes? Homer: [pause] Hello. Burns: May I help you?
  Homer: Uh...could you give me a little push in the opposite direction?...
• Patty: Marge, this is Andre. Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
  Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: I'm his neighbor, what'd he do? Agent: [through the megaphone] Well, sir, the.
  .. [turns off the megaphone] Well, sir... -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Wiggum: Try to talk her out of there. [hands Homer a megaphone] But don't put your lips on it or anything.
  -- "Homer Alone...
• Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say "No.
  Then it'll be his fault. Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, "Yes!...
• Marge: I'm going into the dining room to have a conversation.
  Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. [she walks off] Marge...