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Bart: So, You Guys Like Being Cops? Cop: Oh, It's Great.
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Bart: So, you guys like being cops?
Cop: Oh, it's great. You get to run red lights, park wherever you
please, hot and cold running chicks...
-- The perquisites of power, "Separate Vocations"
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[laugh uproariously] -- Just checking, "Separate Vocatio...
Homer: So what are <you> going to be, boy? Ba
Policeman. Home...
Bart: Wow! Can I see your club? Cop: It's called a baton, son.
Bart: Oh. What's it for? Cop: We club people with it....
The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
And I have you to thank....
Bart: Police officer!? Well I'll be jiggered! Dr.J
Heh heh heh. If you'd like to learn more, I could arrange for you to ride along in a police car for a night....
Bart: Those Shelbyville kids think they're so hot, but you know what?
They're not. Milhouse: I really agree with you on this one, Bart....
Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold.
For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you....
Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum...
Bart: So...how do you like being Miss Popularity? Lisa
Oh, well, you know, it ain't so great. [Bart looks at her] Bart, it's the best thing that ever happened to me in my whole life!...