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• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• Homer: So what are <you> going to be, boy? Ba
  Policeman. Home...
• The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
  And I have you to thank....
• Homer: What'd you kids get? Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
  Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....
• Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free Dr.
  Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Ba...
• Bart: Hymns, here! I got hymns, here. Get 'em while they're holy.
  Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. Heh heh heh....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
  ..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
• Bart: Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed "I'm a hemophiliac" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
  Homer: Heh heh heh. Yeah. Bart: Could you teach me how to do that?...