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• Bart: Police officer!? Well I'll be jiggered! Dr.J
  Heh heh heh. If you'd like to learn more, I could arrange for you to ride along in a police car for a night....
• Homer: [in a dream] What the?!?! [Homer is a video boxing character] Ba
  [his opponent] Put up your dukes, Homer. Homer: Agggh!...
• Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
  Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
• Marge: You know, your father wanted to be a policeman for a little while, but they said he was too heavy.
  Homer: No, the Army said I was too heavy. The police said I was too dumb....
• Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
  Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
• Bart: Seymour, this is an absence slip signed by Nelson's mother.
  And this is Nelson's English homework. Notice the identical elongated loops on the `d's....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
  Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
• Marge: Bart's grades are up a little this term. But Lisa's are way down.
  Homer: Oh... We always have one good kid and one lousy kid....