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• Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
  .. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
• Teacher: This is a great day for me. I thought I could never teach again!
  Skinner: Oh, things have changed. There will be no mockery of your name, Mr....
• Kent: But there's already one big winner: Our state school system, which gets fully half the profits from the library.
  Skinner: [talking with his teachers] Just think what we can buy with that money....
• Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
  Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
• Ms. K: Children, I know this is highly irregular, but for the rest of the uh day, Martin will be teaching this class.
  Martin: I will? But I wouldn't know where to begin....
• It has no advantage to argue with the teacher.
• Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone here is in the right class.
  [gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall, room twelve....
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Life has been a hard teacher!