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• I'm starting to get the hang of the floor-waxer.
  -- Bart returns from another day of detention, "Bart the Love...
• Marge: Bart, leave that crowbar here. You know I don't like you prying and jimmying.
  -- Motherly chastisement, "The PTA Disband...
• Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpville. Population---You.
  -- Homer helps Bart write a letter, "Bart the Love...
• Bart: How about, "Crocodiles bit off my face." Marge
  That's disgusting! And besides, when a woman lives a man, it doesn't matter that a crocodiles bit off his face....
• Milhouse: Hey Bart, got any new tricks for us today?
  Bart: Just one. A little something I call "Plucking the Pickle". -- "Bart the Love...
• Step aside, everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty.
  Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Love...
• Marge: Oh, I'm so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.
  Officer: OK, throw her in the hole. Marge: Oh, please...
• Bart: Hmm, I wonder where Jimbo is today? He should have beaten us up for our lunch money an hour ago.
  Uter: [cutting in line] Oh, lunch lady? Please to have another sloppy Jimbo?...
• Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
  [hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...