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I'm Starting To Get The Hang Of The Floor-waxer.
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I'm starting to get the hang of the floor-waxer.
-- Bart returns from another day of detention,
"Bart the Lover"
Related:
How was detention today, dear? -- Marge's motherly concern, "Bart the Love
I didn't do it. -- Bart, caught red-handed, "Bart the Love
Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer. Bob
To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna...
Bart: [laughs] That'll hold me. At least until I get my hands on some kind of explosives.
[a tree grabs him; police with guns pop up from everywhere] Skinne...
Skinner: You're going to have to work hard to win this crowd over.
Most of them are here as part of detention....
Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica doesn't like you.
Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've worn the same clothes day in, day out for the last four years?...
Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
Bart: Is there maple syrup in this one? Smithers: There isn't any food in any of these trees.
Please, Bart, we've got to hurry! I can't be the last one to reach the cabin....