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• I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer.
  Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats. -- Homer Simpson Dog of Death...
• Marge: Homer, we're on a tight budget, here. Promise me you won't get carried away.
  Homer: Yes, money. ... I mean, honey. -- Homer catches lottery fever, "Dog of Death...
• Ned: Heidy-hoeroony, neighbor. What can I do you for?
  Homer: Get out of there. My family needs to use your bomb shelter....
• Bart: I'm not giving up. I don't care if I have to knock on every door in this two-bit town.
  I'm going to find my dog! Homer: And I'll be right here watching TV....
• Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
  Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now....
• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
  They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...
• Lisa: Well, <I'm> going to be a famous jazz musician.
  I've got it all figured out. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French....
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....