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• Marge, I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer.
  Basically, we become a family of travelling acrobats!...
• Bart: I'm not giving up. I don't care if I have to knock on every door in this two-bit town.
  I'm going to find my dog! Homer: And I'll be right here watching TV....
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
  Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now....
• Ned: Heidy-hoeroony, neighbor. What can I do you for?
  Homer: Get out of there. My family needs to use your bomb shelter....
• You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!
  Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!...
• Bart & Lisa: Bye Mom! Bye Dad! Homer: Bye Kids!
  On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer. -- Homer J....
• Homer: [thinking to himself] Me in charge of safety?
  This place could blow sky-high. Naah, I'll concentrate on my work now....
• Burns: I'm giving you your old job back. Homer: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
  Burns: Now get out of here before I reconsider. Home...