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• Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Burns: Nonsense.
  Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?...
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
  . Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he pitched in around the office while you were away....
• Burns: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash!
  Smithers: Um, well... sir, it happened twenty five years before I was born....
• Sorry, offer's expired, I guess we'll just have to let the jury decide, twelve good men and true, Smithers release the hounds.
  -- Mr. Burns realizes that Bart made up his story, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones in sector 7-G.
  -- Smithers to Mr. Burns, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
  [at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...