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• Marge: I bet we could buy a nice doghouse for $50. Home
  [sigh] Marge, you're a tool of doghouse makers. Marge...
• What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
  -- Bart watches Homer build a trap out of a young sapling, "Call of the Simpso...
• I wish they had never invented fried cheese!
  -- Marge cries at Homer's funeral (in Lisa's dream), "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
  -- Milhouse, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Bart: How are we going to find her? Milhouse: She said she'd be wearing a plaid jumper.
• Samantha: How do we know when we fall in love? Ms.K
  Oh, don't you worry. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone....
• Are we there yet?
  -- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...