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• Bart: Cool! An oversized novelty billiard ball!
  Milhouse: Yeah, you shake it up and it tells the future!...
• My girlfriend's dancing topless at the airport bar.
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  Ms.K: I'm sorry, that would be playing God. Bart: God shmod!...
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  [Sees a waitress holding a tray with three cups on it] Wow, free beer!...
• Lisa: They'll send you tapes you listen to while you sleep.
  As you hear New Age music, a powerful message goes to your brain telling you to eat less....
• Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running.
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Milhouse: Uh... That's a nice dress. Samantha: My Dad makes me wear it.
  I hate it. Milhouse: Uh, I hate it, too!...