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• Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job? Marge: Well -- Home
  Why not? I remember my first after school job. I was in a band....
• Bart: Hey, Samantha, I'm sorry about getting you thrown in the penguin house.
  Samantha: That's all right, Bart. I love Saint Sebastian [School]....
• Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running.
  -- Bart, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Samantha: Hi. Bart: Hey, what's with the skirt?
  Milhouse: I've brought friends to this treehouse before....
• All of us pull a few `boners' now and then, go off `half-cocked', make `asses' of ourselves.
  I don't want to be `hard on' you......
• Bart: I demand a recount! Ms. K: [counts the votes] One for Martin.
  Two for Martin. Would you like another recount?...
• Wow, that really took my mind off those awful transforming space mutants.
  -- Man to woman in bed, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Bart: [in pain] Why? Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
  And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting....