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• Lisa, this is neither the time nor the place.
  -- Bart tells Lisa to stop praying in church, "Homer the Heretic...
• Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
  Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
• Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
  Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
• Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
  Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows. Homer: Really?...
• Marge: Hey, calm down. You're wrinkling your church clothes.
  Homer: Who cares? This is the best part of the week....
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
• Homer: Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet?
  It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said?...
• Homer: Well, what do you think of me and Cypress Creek now, Marge?
  Marge: It does seem nicer than Springfield. Lisa...
• Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
  Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed....