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Weaseling Out Of Things Is Important To Learn. It's What Separates Us From The Animals.
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Homer Simpson
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us
from the animals. Except the weasel.
-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
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