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• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Boy, everyone is stupid except me. -- Homer Simpson, "Homer the Heretic
• Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.
  [camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys] Marge...
• If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
  -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
• Homer: You know, Marge, you're right. The Simpson family is the best possible club I could belong to.
  [group hug] [at home, Bart paddles Homer] Home...
• But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead.
  Now I'm a big fat dynamo. -- Homer Simpson King-Size Home...
• Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as "Homer Simpson syndrome".
  Homer: [moaning] Oh, why me? -- "The Homer They Fall...
• Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty.
  I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson. Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of out club?...