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Bart: Hey, Where's Homer? Marge: Your Father's ...
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Bart: Hey, where's Homer?
Marge: Your father's ... resting.
Bart: Resting hung over? Resting got fired? Help me out, here.
-- The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on its back,
"Homer the Heretic"
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Bart: Hey, where's Homer? Marge: Your father's ...
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The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on its back!
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