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• Ms. Krabappel: I believe that with persistent discipline, even the poorest student can end up becoming, oh, say, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
  Homer: Chief Justice of the Supreme Court....
• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
• Mrs. K: I believe with persistent discipline, even the poorest student can end up becoming, oh, say, Chief Justice of The Supreme Court.
  Homer: Chief Justice of The Supreme Court. What great men he would joi...
• TV sucks. -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• We got beets! -- Lisa, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Homer: I'm thinking of a number between one and fifty.
  Marge: Is it 37? Homer: D'oh! ... I mean.... No. -- A numbers racket, "Itchy and Scratchy...
• Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son. Ba
  Not bloody likely. -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...