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• Bart: Chapter 8; Let's talk zombies. If a zombie bites you, you'll become a zombie.
  You must walk the earth, feeding on the brains of the living until the spell is broken....
• Politically correct term for Zombies: Living Impaired.
• Marge: [interrupting] Homer, did you barricade the door?
  Homer: Why? Oh, the Zombies.. No. [the back door collapses inward] Family...
• Marge: Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.
  Bart: [zombie-like] Shhhhh... T V. Homer: [zombie-like] MAN....
• Bart: I thought dabbling in the Black Arts would be good for a chuckle, how wrong I was.
  I should have never read that book. Lisa: Bart, maybe the library has another book that will reverse the spell?...
• Ned: Well how'd strangers, what can I do you for?
  Zombies: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! Ned: Well Sue Dolkes, you rascal....
• Bart: Kolchak..Mannix..Banacek..Dano! [-poof- Lisa turns into a snail] Lisa
  What's wrong? Bart: I never realized what a beautiful young woman you've become....
• Quimby: The, aw, Zombies that plagued our town are now just corpses rotting in our streets.
  Crowd: [cheers] -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
  Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...