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  Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Bart: Can you give us the rabbi's address? Rev.L: Oh, sure thing.
  Let me just check my non-Christian rolodex... -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Lisa: They'll send you tapes you listen to while you sleep.
  As you hear New Age music, a powerful message goes to your brain telling you to eat less....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Can you say David Hasselhoff? Lisa: Davah Hassa-hoff.
  -- Lisa learns to talk, "Lisa's First Word...
• Homer: Marge, could we go in the other room? I did something last night I'm not proud of, and I don't want the kids to hear it.
  Bart: Busted! Homer: [in the other room, explaining] I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy....
• Lisa: [tired] Here you go, Bart. It's a longshot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew.
  Bart: [stares at her] Lisa: Bart! I am <not> going to learn ancient Hebrew!...
• Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the husband in the back yard.