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• Bart: You wrecked everything. I'm leaving. Goodbye.
  Lisa: Bart. Bart: [amazed] What did you say? Say it again!...
• Homer: Can you say Daddy? Lisa: Homer. Homer: No, sweetie.
  Daddy. Lisa: [pause] Homer. Homer: D'oh! -- Like son, like daughter?, "Lisa's First Word...
• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
• Homer: The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back.
  [tucks Maggie in] I hope you never say a word....
• Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
  Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer....
• Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her [Lisa].
  Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt. -- Mmm...hairy yellow, "Lisa's First Word...
• Marge: The story of Lisa's first word is very cute.
  Bart+Lisa: Tell it, Mom! Tell it, Mom! Tell it! Home...
• Bart: I was sitting there! Lisa: I don't see your name on it!
  Bart: It's right there! Marge: Bart, don't write on the rug....
• Bart: Krusty funny! Homer: Duh. -- Homer watches TV with Little Bart, "Lisa's First Word