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• Nick: Calm down, Nick. Just think back to medical school.
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• Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this! -- Dr.
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  One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me!...
• Nick: Hi everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera. PA
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  Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards to $...
• Patty: Marge, this is Andre. Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
  Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• The knee bone's connected to the something, The something is connected to the red thing, The red thing is connected to my wrist watch -- Uh oh.
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