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Nick: Calm Down, Nick. Just Think Back To Medical School.
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Nick: Calm down, Nick. Just think back to medical school.
[a college dorm filled with hippies and junkies]
Nick: [younger, to a pretty lady] Seriously, baby, I can prescribe
anything I want!
-- "Homer's Triple Bypass"
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Doctor: [on TV] ...and then, you make the incision below the collarbone.
[splurt] Nick: Oh, no. Blood!...
Nick: Hi everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera. PA
Doctor Riviera, Doctor Nick Riviera. Please report to the coroner immediately!...
Nick: I know I'm supposed to cut something, but what?
[removes surgical mask] And where? Lisa: [from the amphitheatre] Hey!...
Dr. Nick: Hi everybody! Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick!
Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like yourself....
Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this! -- Dr.
Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success!
[the ceiling shines] -- And God smiled, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Nick: Hi, everybody! Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick! Nick: If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved!
One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me!...
I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting.
That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick....
The knee bone's connected to the something, The something is connected to the red thing, The red thing is connected to my wrist watch -- Uh oh.
-- Dr. Nick reminds himself how to do medicine, "Homer's Triple Bypa...