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Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's The Greatest Guy In History.
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Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history.
From the! Town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
-- Homer sings to himself, "Marge vs. the Monorail"
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? -- Homer Simpson Marge vs. the Monorail
That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
-- Homer Simpson Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
-- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home...
And the man wants to hit the ball, too. [crack!] And he does.
And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy....
Donuts. Is there anything they
do? -- Homer, "Marge vs. the Monorail
Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones in sector 7-G.
-- Smithers to Mr. Burns, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the lightbulb.
-- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...