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• Marge: What happened to you Homer? And what have you done to the car?
  Homer: Nothing. Marge: I don't think it had broken axles before....
• Marge: Honey, I'm so glad you're ho -- Homer: Can't talk, seeing Flanders.
  Later, sex. Marge: Hmm... -- Short and sweet, "Homer Loves Flande...
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
  [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
• Homer: Marge! You waited for me. Marge: Er -- Home
  OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Home...
• Homer: Never thrown a party? What about that big bash we had with all the champagne and musicians and holy men and everything?
  Marge: That was our wedding! Homer: Oh. -- pre-party discussion, "War of the Simpso...
• SMILEY { :-) Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)
• Marge: Homey, I'm very proud of you, but don't you think you're spending too much time with Ned?
  Your family needs you too. Homer: Oh, of _course_ you'd say something like that, Marge....