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• Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
  [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
• Ned: Heydily-ho, window buddy. Just wondering if you'd like to come over and give the new pool table a whirl.
  Homer: I'll be there. And this time, _you_ can be the Nacho Man....
• Homer throws a picture into the garbage] Marge: Homer, that's our wedding photo!
  Homer: Marge, quit living in the past. -- "Homer Loves Flande...
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• ound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing] Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, "I'm Worried (Need Money)".
  If you want tickets to the big Pigskin Classic [oinking noise] just get to a phone and be our thirteenth caller....
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Bart: [sly] Hey Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks.
  .. Homer: Woo hoo! Sold. [gives Bart money] [Bart runs off] Marge...
• Homer: [sighs] I love you, Marge. Marge: I love you too, Homey.
  Homer: Everything in our lives is finally perfectly balanced....
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....