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• Bart: I want to get off. Selma: You _can't_ get off, we have five more continents to visit.
  -- The kids and Selma ride "Little Land of Duff", "Selma's Choice...
• Bart: It won't be any fun without you, Dad. [the car shoves off] Bart+Lisa
  YAY! -- The kids head to Duff Gardens, "Selma's Choice...
• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• Bart: Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend? Home
  Sure. Unless another aunt dies. -- "Selma's Choice...
• Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such short notice.
  Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself....
• Bart, warm up the car. We're going to Duff Gardens! -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me? Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma!
  That man is scum! Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Don't blame these kids, it's not their fault. I think their father's missing a chromosome.
  -- Selma blames the Duff Gardens incident on Homer, "Selma's Choice...
• Selma: Get out of my car. [drives off] Hans: This isn't my house.
  -- Selma ends a date, "Selma's Choice...