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• Marge: Homer, you've cooled down! Homer: That's what you think!
  Rrowr! [grabs Marge] -- Feeling hot, "Selma's Choice...
• I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
• Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously] [Bart pulls back the covers] [Homer looks grotesquely sick] Ba
  Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens?, "Selma's Choice...
• Homer: Patty, Selma, I'm sorry. [hugs them] Selma: He's hugging us.
  What do we do? Patty: Just close your eyes and think of MacGyver....
• I can see the music! -- Lisa after getting whacked up on "water", "Selma's Choice
• Selma: Thank you, doctor. Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor.
  -- But I play one on TV!, "Selma's Choice...
• Lisa: Mom's right, Dad. The odds against you winning are a thousand to one.
  Homer: Whoa, I don't think it's _that_ unlikely. Lisa...
• Don't blame these kids, it's not their fault. I think their father's missing a chromosome.
  -- Selma blames the Duff Gardens incident on Homer, "Selma's Choice...
• Kirk: "Spock, what are the odds of getting a royal fizzbin?
  Spock: "I've never calculated them." -- "A Piece Of The action", Stardate unknow...