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• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Cool, I broke his brain! -- Bart, "I Love Lisa
• Nelson: Look, Lisa: I found this change on the bottom of the pool.
  You can have it. Lisa: Thanks, Nelson. Ralph...
• Lisa: [laughs wickedly] Marge: What's so funny? Lisa
  Oh, uh ... I was just thinking of a joke I saw on Herman's Head....
• Marge: Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without.
  .. mmm... mmm... What's that word where you encourage something to grow?...
• What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?
• and my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
  -- Thank you Ralph, very graphic, "I Love Lisa...
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Lisa: Bart's pain is funny, but mine isn't. That saxophone was my one creative outlet.
  It was the only way I could truly express myself....