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• Every good scientist is half B. F. Skinner and half P.
  T. Barnum. -- Principal Skinner, on Bart's project, "Duffle...
• Say what they will about our cafeteria, I still think they're the best tater tots money can buy.
  -- Principal Skinner eats his lunch at school, "Principal Charming...
• I will not bribe Principal Skinne
• Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
  After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure, I've had to appoint a new principal.
  Leopold? [hulking Leopold stands, and everyone gasps in fear] Leopold...
• Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir.
  Try this. Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!...
• Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
  We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill....
• The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
  And I have you to thank....
• Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
  ..All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try....