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Every Good Scientist Is Half B. F. Skinner And Half P.
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Every good scientist is half B. F. Skinner and half P. T.
Barnum.
-- Principal Skinner, on Bart's project, "Duffless"
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There's one born every minute. -- P. T. Barnum (1810-1891)
There's a sucker born every minute. -- P T Barnum