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It's funny 'cause I don't know him.
-- Homer watches footage of actual car crash victims,
"Duffless"
Related:
downcast] What a terrible waste. [perks up] Hi! I'm Troy McClure.
You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot....
Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...
The man never drank a Duff in his life.
-- Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 featuring Nixon, "Duffle...
Bart: Krusty funny! Homer: Duh. -- Homer watches TV with Little Bart, "Lisa's First Word
Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"] W, X, Y, and Z.
Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me....
o Homer, in jail] Hutz: Don't worry, Homer, I've got a foolproof strategy to get you out of here -- surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last.
I tell you, the judge won't know what hit him. [camera pulls back to reveal Hutz is in the cell next to Homer] Cop...
You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
-- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
Homer: Hey Herman, I had to come out here to see what's so funny.
[gasps] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!...
Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....