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• Shelby: Quit stalling, kid. Write "Springfield sucks" in giant letters.
  [Bart groans, starts to do so] His can control is excellent....
• Lisa and Marge, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession.
  .. for Teeth. -- Dr. Wolfe, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Dr. Wolfe: Maggie's teeth are coming in rather crooked.
  Has she been sucking on a pacifier? Marge...
• Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
  [all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome devils!...
• These predate stainless steel, so you can't get them wet.
  -- Dr. Wolfe shows Lisa a more affordable set of braces, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Dr. Wolfe: I'm also afraid little Lisa is going to need braces.
  Lisa: Oh no! I'll be socially unpopular! ... More so! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• Bart: Wow, the universe is so boring. I know! I'll use this to peer into Springfield's seamy underbelly.
  [scans school, sees Skinner sharpening pencils, groans] [scans Dr....
• Bart: How can you like that guy? Laura: I dunno. Maybe because he's an outlaw.
  You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house?...