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These Predate Stainless Steel, So You Can't Get Them Wet.
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These predate stainless steel, so you can't get them wet.
-- Dr. Wolfe shows Lisa a more affordable set of braces,
"Last Exit to Springfield"
Related:
Dr. Wolfe: I'm also afraid little Lisa is going to need braces.
Lisa: Oh no! I'll be socially unpopular! ... More so! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
Lisa and Marge, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession.
.. for Teeth. -- Dr. Wolfe, "Last Exit to Springfield...
Bart: Dr. Wolfe likes to pull kids' teeth so he can sell 'em.
Kid: To who? Bart: Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint?...
Dr. Wolfe: Maggie's teeth are coming in rather crooked.
Has she been sucking on a pacifier? Marge...
Lenny: So long, dental plan! Homer: [thinks...] Lenny's voice
Dental plan! Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces. Lenny's voice...
Look, fellas. It's Lisa in the sky. -- Ringo, "Last Exit to Springfield
Kent: Um, my director is telling me not to talk to you any more.
Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
I brought my own mike! -- Dr.
Joyce Brothers appears on `Smartline', "Last Exit to Springfield...
Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....