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Dr. Wolfe: Maggie's Teeth Are Coming In Rather Crooked.
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Dr. Wolfe: Maggie's teeth are coming in rather crooked.
Has she been sucking on a pacifier?
Marge: Errrrrmmmmm... Not to my knowledge.
-- "Last Exit to Springfield"
Related:
Lisa and Marge, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession.
.. for Teeth. -- Dr. Wolfe, "Last Exit to Springfield...
Bart: Dr. Wolfe likes to pull kids' teeth so he can sell 'em.
Kid: To who? Bart: Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint?...
These predate stainless steel, so you can't get them wet.
-- Dr. Wolfe shows Lisa a more affordable set of braces, "Last Exit to Springfield...
Dr. Wolfe: I'm also afraid little Lisa is going to need braces.
Lisa: Oh no! I'll be socially unpopular! ... More so! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
I brought my own mike! -- Dr.
Joyce Brothers appears on `Smartline', "Last Exit to Springfield...
Marge: How's my special little guy? Lisa: How're you feeling, big brother?
[Maggie sucks on her pacifier] Homer: Aw, this is wonderful...
Homer: Hey, what does this job pay? Carl: Nuthin'.
Homer: D'oh! Carl: Unless you're crooked. Homer: Woo-hoo!...
Kent: Um, my director is telling me not to talk to you any more.
Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
Look, fellas. It's Lisa in the sky. -- Ringo, "Last Exit to Springfield